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A Year With the Z

August 26th, 2010 View Comments

This month marks one year since I bought my 2003 Nissan 350Z (heretofore “the Z”).  I’ve learned some interesting things about it, about cars, and about myself this past year.

First off, I bought the Z because I like hot cars.  I like horsepower, speed, handling, and great looks.  I didn’t buy the Z to impress anyone or to try to be cool.

I know that sounds like an excuse, but after a number of comments from friends hither and yon, I really did think inwardly about why I bought that car.  I can honestly say that I did it for myself, not to impress people or try to be someone I’m not.  I’m relieved to find that out.

That being said, one of the first things I learned about the Z was this:  You get noticed.  People look as you drive by them on the freeway or as they drive by you.  They will comment, “Nice car, man,” or some such, when you park near them in the parking lot, or you’ll catch them walking around your car looking when you come out of the convenience store.

Not most people, but some people.  This never happened with my Grand Prix.

Another thing I noticed:  It’s kind of a chick car.  I had it parked there at the Roosevelt Car Show next to my brother’s Mustang GT and I spent a fair part of the day sitting there while people walked by.  When people were walking up, girls would walk to the Z and guys would walk to the Mustang.  Guys would look at them both and comment to each other on how they liked the Mustang better; girls would comment to each other on how they liked the Z better.  In the latter case, some variant of the word “cute” was overheard a number of times.  This was pretty much a universal thing.

So if a Mustang is more of a guy’s car, maybe I should’ve bought a Mustang instead.  Except my wife really likes going out on dates in the Z.

A good thing I learned:  If you buy a sports car, you need some time to get used to it.  Learning where the clutch engage point is, how long it takes for the engine and transmission to warm up, how strong the brakes are, etc. took a while.  The friction limits for turning are particularly important.  I’ve almost gotten myself into trouble trying to turn with too high a g-load.  After a year of driving and about 15000 miles, I’m still learning, so if you buy a sports car, be prepared to settle in and get to know her slowly.

300 horsepower can get you into trouble in a hurry.  This is a long-term relationship, not a fling, so get to be friends first.

Now that I’ve had the Z for a year, I can tell you about some of the bad points:

  • The blind spot.  Holy cow, do the 350Zs have a blind spot.  That spot off the left rear corner is completely out of my vision.  This is especially true a) if the sun is shining into the driver side window, or b) if it is dark.  Now you know — 350Zs have a serious blind spot.  If a Z is merging onto the freeway and he cuts you off, just know that he probably can’t see you there and it was most likely unintentional.
  • Alignment.  You have to be very careful with a Z’s alignment so you avoid tire problems.  This means I end up having the tires rotated a lot – every 3000-5000 miles.  It’s annoying.
  • Expensive repairs.  Since I bought it about a year ago, I’ve spent over $4000 in repairs.  Here’s what I paid for:
    • $1100 – New tires.
    • $2600 – New fan, water pump, and thermostat.  (Yes, really.)
    • $100 – New battery.
    • $300 – New serpentine belt and tensioner.

Of course, those are minor in comparison to the good points, some of which are:

  • Handling.  The Z is like the ideal child:  Whatever I tell it to do, it does.  Immediately.  Turn here?  Okay.  Stop here?  No problem.  Jump into that small opening in traffic?  Yes Daddy.
  • Power.  The Z has a weight-to-horsepower ratio of just over 11 (lower numbers are better).  Compare that to 19 for my wife’s Durango and my old Grand Prix, or 18 for my CRX.  Or compare it to 11 for a Mustang GT, 7.5 for a Corvette, or 9.2 for a Porsche Cayman S.  The Z can push you back in the seat and as you climb through the gears it just keeps grabbing at the pavement and lunging you forward.  I have no idea how fast it will go.
  • Sound.  The Z comes with an excellent sound system:  The Nissan VQ35DE, an awesome 3.5L multi-port-fuel-injected V6 with variable valve timing.  If you romp on it hard enough to cross the variable timing threshold you will be rewarded with an awesome sonic wonder as the engine climbs toward the 6600 RPM redline.  And if you don’t like that sound system, or are in a place where you can’t really experience it, the Kenwood/MTX/Rockford Fosgate setup in my Z is a pretty decent substitute.
  • Look and Feel.  It looks awesome from nearly every angle.  It feels awesome when you are sitting inside it.  The ergonomics would make Steve Jobs proud.  And when you strap into those bucket seats and close those high-sided doors, it feels like your car is giving you a big old man-hug.  Sorry, but it is true. :)

So, am I glad I bought it?

Yes.  And no.  But mostly yes.  I love driving it.  Love love love driving it.  Even when I’m not speeding, which truthfully is most of the time, I really love to drive it.  I love to look at it, and then drive it some more.

I love the thought of owning it.  The reality of owning it is less great.  It’s expensive to maintain.  My other car was fully paid for, and when I sold it there wasn’t a thing wrong with it.  Now, every time I make a payment on the Z or have to get something fixed, I think about how the Grand Prix was running excellent and was fully paid for.  Maybe I should have just stuck with the Grand Prix instead.  Inside my mind, it will forever be running perfect with no flaws.

But it will never be as much fun.

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Farewell, Scorpions, Farewell

August 19th, 2010 View Comments

Dave, Brandon, Greg, Dallin, and I saw The Scorpions the other night on what has been billed as their farewell tour.  Which means we will never see them again.  Ever.

(Moment of silence)

It was an excellent show.  Those guys are some pretty bad dudes and can still rock at 60+ years old (!).  Also, they are by far the best heavy metal band who regularly pronounces the word “way” as “wee” and gets away with it.  Examples:

  • “I realize I missed a day, but I’m too wrecked to care anywee” (Blackout)
  • “Where the children of tomorrow dream awee in the wind of change” (Wind of Change)
  • “Love, our love just shouldn’t be thrown awee” (Still Loving You)
  • “Baby our love will find a wee as long as we believe in love” (Believe In Love)

And of course, the prime example:

  • “You better get out of their wee-eee-eee, wee-eee-eee, wee-eee-eee, get out of their wee!” (Bad Boys Running Wild)
Tesla Concert 2010

Tesla 2010

Tesla opened for the Scorps.  Actually, Jackyl opened for both of them with a very forgettable performance.  All I remember from them is that the lead singer cut the seat of a stool in half with a chainsaw and it still took him four tries to break the stool.  Or was it five?  Who opened for Tesla and Scorpions again?  See, I said it was forgettable.

I guess that’s unfair. They did have some fans. See the big guy standing up on the right? The guy that was standing up the entire show? Who would basically just jump around and make those devil-horn signs with his hands all night? He seemed to like them. I also think he might have been on crystal meth, but that’s a different story.

Anyway, Tesla put on a great show and sounded really awesome.  I wish they would have played longer, but hey, they had to make time for, whatever that band was that came before.  Modern Day Cowboy was especially excellent.

But, of course, we were all there to see The Scorpions one last time.  They were outstanding.  Not the best concert I’ve been to, but top honors in my list are currently co-held by some pretty stiff competition.

Scorpions Concert 2010

Scorpions 2010

Here’s the setlist, borrowed from the review written by a friend of a friend at the local paper:

  • Main Set:
    • Sting in the Tail
    • Make It Real
    • Bad Boys Running Wild
    • The Zoo
    • Coast to Coast
    • Loving You Sunday Morning
    • The Best is Yet to Come
    • Wind of Change
    • Raised on Rock
    • Tease Me Please Me
    • Another Piece of Meat
    • Dynamite
    • Kottak Attack (Drum Solo)
    • Blackout
    • Big City Nights
  • Encore:
    • No One Like You
    • Rock You Like a Hurricane

So, it was a pretty good set, but they missed a lot of songs.  Here are some of the songs they forgot to play:

  • Holiday
  • Don’t Make No Promises
  • Falling In Love
  • Can’t Live Without You
  • Arizona
  • China White
  • Coming Home
  • Still Loving You
  • Don’t Stop at the Top
  • Passion Rules the Game
  • Believe In Love
  • Crazy World
  • Send Me An Angel
  • Alien Nation
  • Wild Child
  • Turn You On
  • Lorelei

See, that’s only another 17 songs, which would have put the running time at about three hours, which seems about right.  My voice wouldn’t have lasted that long, or my hearing, but what the heck.  It’s their last tour, after all.

I guess the reason I get so melancholy and nostalgic about this stuff is that nobody is replacing them.  Van Halen, Def Leppard, Journey, and now the Scorps — all these bands are either mostly or completely gone now.  All that great music they wrote.  There are no good new bands filling in, nobody writing good new music to take up the mantle of these iconic hard rock bands from the 80′s.

Lucky for me, the good bands from days past wrote enough great music that it should get me through the rest of my life.  Hopefully.

Rudolf, Klaus, Mattias, and company:  Thanks for the memories.  We will miss you.

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My Ranger Quest

August 6th, 2010 View Comments

I’m on a Ranger quest.  Well, or a Bronco II.  Or maybe something else.

But Rangers and Bronco IIs are primarily what I am questing for.  Now that I’ve got the 350Z and I’ve sold my Grand Prix, life is mostly great except I’m concerned about winter.

Fact is, there are just too many people around here who are praying for snow all the time.  I’ve been trying to tempt them into grievous sin in order to keep the roads nice and dry but they aren’t giving in.  I don’t want to risk trying to drive the Z in the snow, with all that horsepower going just to the rear wheels.  So I’ve been looking for a little truck or SUV.

Here are the basic requirements:

  • Must run
  • Four wheel drive must work
  • Must pass inspection, or be able to pass with minimal investment
  • Must not be completely gutless
  • Must not be a complete pile
  • Ideally should be fuel injected, not carbureted
  • No more than $1500

I found a candidate not too long ago.  It was a 1990 Bronco II with a little bit of extras done to it for only $1300.  It looked like just what I wanted.  Here’s the chronology of events:

  • See the truck online for sale.
  • Text the owner to say I’d like to look at his truck.
  • He texts me back to say after work will be fine.  He lives in Salt Lake; I live in Spanish Fork and work in Lehi, so I want to go see it before I head the opposite direction home.
  • As I’m preparing to leave I call to make sure he is around, nobody answers.  I tell him to call back within the hour because after that I’m heading home.
  • An hour and 15 minutes later he calls to say, “Now is a good time.”
  • When I get home I text back and say, “Sorry I missed you; maybe tomorrow.”
  • The next day I try to see if he will be home that night for me to look at it.
  • About midday he says, “Sorry, I just sold it.”

Dang.

The next one was a slight deviation from my quest:  a 1990 GMC S-15 Jimmy for $1000.  The ad online says, “It runs great, no problems.”  I stopped by to look.  It was admittedly in pretty straight condition — good exterior, clean interior, good upholstery.  Then I noticed the front right tire is worn down to the cords on the outside edge of the tire.  Bad suspension?  Bad alignment?  Who knows.  I open the hood and it is a carbureted V6.  Hmm.  Then I asked, “So, how does it run?”  “Oh it runs great.”  “No transmission problems?”  “No.  Well, it won’t stay in first gear.”

That doesn’t sound like “no problems” to me.

I took it for a test drive.  GUTLESS.  You have to start in second gear all the time, which makes matters worse.  Feels like it is about to fall apart all the time.  Moving on.

The next candidate is a black 1990 Ford Ranger extended cab.  Stopped by to take a look the other day.  Paint job is the old driveway special (several cans of spray paint) over what looks like some bondo work.  Interior is THRASHED.  This one is at a dealership.  The dealer says, “I just took it in on trade.  It runs, but it makes a weird noise when it runs.  I have no idea if the four wheel drive works or not.”

Still, that one has some potential.  But an engine that makes a weird noise makes me pretty nervous.

The next candidate is another black 1990 Ford Ranger, which is also red and white — it was wrecked and had some body panels replaced.  Sounds like it runs pretty good and that the four wheel drive works.  I’ve heard this before though.  Will have to take a look shortly.

A running, four wheel drive, non-pile Ranger or Bronco II for under $1500?  It sounds like a grail quest.  I’ll keep you updated.

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